Stare and believe.



Seriouslysnobbys main mission, should he choose to undertake it,
involved penetrating Dunrobin Castle disguised as Scotlands first purple parrot.



Judging by the local inhabitants, this was not the most judicial
choice of disguise, obviously a budgie would have been better.



He carefully infiltrates the outer defences, the occupants not
remarking him within their midst, and they said it could not be done.



Both these birds are totally oblivious of him
they just happen to be staring in his direction.



Nonplussed he inflates himself to three times normal bear
size and floats up onto the battlements. No one suspects.
Scots often see large teddy bears on battlements, generally
at night, often blurred, but sometimes during the day,
as well. Quite normal fare up here, often happens at weekends.




Finally he abseils down and goes out through
the gates dressed up like a salmon, yet again merely quite
a common sight up here.

What a strange bear though.

Remember, do not try scaling castle walls by self
inflation or abseiling into castle moats at home.
This can be dangerous, and also wakes the neighbours.


home