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Each month we will have a new bear
adventure for you to chuckle at in this magazine.

September, its Bruin




click on Bruin to see his adventure now.

Im not your normal bear
Cos Ive been every place
Normal bears just lie about
But ive been into outer space
While teddies were relaxing
Thinking and looking regal
I slipped aboard this spacecraft
Which unfortunately was Beagle
And instead of eating honey
And avoiding all hard toil
I had a truly British landing
And bounced onto Martian soil
Fortunately I had my mobile
And beamed myself back to earth
Where no one would believe me
And treated my tale with mirth,
but I have pictures taken there
with my trusty mobile phone,
so while Beagle is not beaming
I wont long be home alone
For reporters will soon arrive
hot foot to see my pics
which didnt need super cameras
but a few little mobile clicks.
It proves that it was no nasa mission
As only one shadow is seen
No it was a truly British failure
Youll soon see it on wide screen.

Bruin appears courtesy of Stiffsteiffs Extraordinary Bears,
colossally big bears with attitude and amazing true adventures.


Why not also view the Stiffsteiffs
contemporary poetry, click below.

Poetry

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