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Stalinbean

The following I managed to get live on match.com
and in the twenty hours it was on there got 121 hits
and 5 winks from women.

Considering the huge amounts match.com spend on
advertising, and no publicity being bad publicity,
it might have been counter productive their pulling it.

Incidentally, that was 5 more winks than I got during 18
days using my real profile before editing it to this.

I thought you all might like a laugh in an escalatingly
regimented and intrusive world.

So here is Stalinbean.


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stalinbean

Aging reactionary! - still have my own hair! ho ho! - too mean to subscribe!

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·                 56-year-old man

·                 London - South West, Greater London, United Kingdom

·                 seeking women 27-55

·                 within 20 miles of London - South West, Greater London, United Kingdom

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In my own words

for fun:

I run a small country during the day, and in my spare time i like to view cctv tapes. i enjoy programmes like big brother and the weakest link. i love being masterful and in control. my favourite actor has to be Tony Blair.

my job:

ceo - when you can find me!!
My job entails visits to other countries, which i enjoy as i am always popular abroad! I will soon be part owner of a bank, for you girls out there lusting for money and power. trust me on this, just dont vote on it!!

my ethnicity:

born and bred in scotland
still have leanings in that direction
many of my working colleagues are scots too!

my religion:

i have had some unusual things happen making me keep an open mind - though i dont think i am paranoid.
i belive i can change the world for the better, and
legislate to that effect in life. My father was a minister, not many people know that!

my education:

monetarily and financially brilliant

favorite hot spots:

i like the commons cafe funnily enough, or i have a small country retreat that does very passable meals. Eateries wise i have always wanted to go to the country, but never quite made it.

favorite things:

i love giving speeches and aspire to full surmons when i retire,
to a select audience. my favourite colour is red. i shop at asda, but use a disguise to pretend i am normal like all of you.

last read:

das kapital

About my life and what I'm looking for

I am a powerful man with a steady job in the city, and am soon to retire on a very good pension. i have quite a lot of pensions, mostly mine, and some gold, though i had to part with a bit. These are after all austere times for all of us. i like a good party as much as anyone, but they cost so much these days; in fact a really extravagent party can nearly bankrupt one these days, though i always honour my debts. My ideal date would be a good listener and have puritan rather than conservative tastes, and be comfortably off in her own right. i originally eschewed the trappings of wealth, adhering to my socialist upbringing, but it seems almost surly to deny myself some material benefits for my massive talents. Sorry, its so hard to be humble.
I am sometimes under duress at work, and my date would have to be sympathetic. i am also a little prone lately to losing things, senior moments i hope i can be forgiven.
i have been viewed by some as a control freak, but i think it is just that they cant take the fact that i am invariably always right, false modesty aside. Any aspiring mate would view this as a strength, i am sure, given that many difficult decisions could be solved without their having to worry.

i love that cult teddy bears site called stiffsteiffs, and i am sure any woman in my life would also love the teddies, even though they poke fun at me now and then. i am not without humour. really.

About me

Hair:

·                                 Black

 

Eyes:

·                                 Blue

 

Best Feature:

·                                 Belly button

 

Body art:

·                                 Strategically placed tattoo,

·                                 Belly button ring

 

Sports and exercise:

·                                 Aerobics,

·                                 Other types of exercise,

·                                 Running

 

Exercise habits:

·                                 Never

 

Daily diet:

·                                 Meat and potatoes

 

Interests

·                                 Book club/Discussion,

·                                 Coffee and conversation,

·                                 Dining out,

·                                 New to the area,

·                                 Political,

·                                 Religion/Spiritual,

·                                 Wine tasting

 

Education:

·                                 PhD / Post Doctoral

 

Occupation:

·                                 Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military

 

Income:

·                                 150,001+

 

Languages:

·                                 English,

·                                 Russian

 

Politics:

·                                 Some other viewpoint

 

Sign:

·                                 Aries

 

My Place:

·                                 Live with kids

 

Pets I have:

·                                 Other,

·                                 Reptiles

 

Pets I like:

·                                 Dogs

 

About my date

Hair:

·                                 Bald,

·                                 Grey,

·                                 Platinum,

·                                 Silver

 

Eyes:

Any

 

Height:

·                                 3'0" (91cms) to
4'7" (139cms)

 

Body type:

·                                 A few extra pounds,

·                                 Big and beautiful,

·                                 Curvy,

·                                 Full-figured,

·                                 Heavyset

 

Languages:

·                                 English,

·                                 Russian

 

Ethnicity:

Any

 

Faith:

Any

 

Education:

·                                 High school

 

Job:

·                                 Labor / Construction

 

Income:

·                                 150,001+

 

Smoke:

·                                 Cigar aficionado

 

Drink:

·                                 Regularly

 

Relationships:

·                                 Never Married

 

Have kids:

·                                 Yes, and sometimes they live at home

 

Want kids:

·                                 Probably not

 

Turn-ons:

·                                 Body piercings,

·                                 Boldness / Assertiveness,

·                                 Erotica,

·                                 Flirting,

·                                 Money,

·                                 Power,

·                                 Public displays of affection,

·                                 Sarcasm,

·                                 Skinny dipping,

·                                 Tattoos,

·                                 Thrills,

·                                 Thunderstorms

 

Turn-offs:

·                                 Brainiacs,

·                                 Candlelight,

·                                 Dancing

 

 

 

Relationships:

·                                 Widowed

 

Have kids:

·                                 Yes, and they live at home (1)

 

Want kids:

·                                 Probably not

 

Ethnicity:

·                                 White / Caucasian

 

Body type:

·                                 A few extra pounds

 

Height:

·                                 6'0" (182cms)

 

Religion:

·                                 Christian / Protestant

 

Smoke:

·                                 Trying to quit

 

Drink:

·                                 Regularly

 


Malcolm Pugh January 16th 2008.

mr-bong@blueyonder.co.uk

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