
Stalinbean
The following I managed to get live on match.com
and in the twenty hours it was on there got 121 hits
and 5 winks from women.
Considering the huge amounts match.com spend on
advertising, and no publicity being bad publicity,
it might have been counter productive their pulling it.
Incidentally, that was 5 more winks than I got during 18
days using my real profile before editing it to this.
I thought you all might like a laugh in an escalatingly
regimented and intrusive world.
So here is Stalinbean.

stalinbean
Aging reactionary! - still have my own hair! ho ho! - too mean to subscribe!
Online now!
· 56-year-old man
· London - South West, Greater London, United Kingdom
· seeking women 27-55
· within 20 miles of London - South West, Greater London, United Kingdom
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In my own words
for fun:
I run a small country during the day, and in my spare time i like to view cctv tapes. i enjoy programmes like big brother and the weakest link. i love being masterful and in control. my favourite actor has to be Tony Blair.
my job:
ceo - when you can find
me!!
My job entails visits to other countries, which i enjoy as i am always popular
abroad! I will soon be part owner of a bank, for you girls out there lusting for
money and power. trust me on this, just dont vote on it!!
my ethnicity:
born and bred in scotland
still have leanings in that direction
many of my working colleagues are scots too!
my religion:
i have had some unusual
things happen making me keep an open mind - though i dont think i am paranoid.
i belive i can change the world for the better, and
legislate to that effect in life. My father was a minister, not many people know
that!
my education:
monetarily and financially brilliant
favorite hot spots:
i like the commons cafe funnily enough, or i have a small country retreat that does very passable meals. Eateries wise i have always wanted to go to the country, but never quite made it.
favorite things:
i love giving speeches and
aspire to full surmons when i retire,
to a select audience. my favourite colour is red. i shop at asda, but use a
disguise to pretend i am normal like all of you.
last read:
das kapital
About my life and what I'm looking for
I am a powerful man with a
steady job in the city, and am soon to retire on a very good pension. i have
quite a lot of pensions, mostly mine, and some gold, though i had to part with a
bit. These are after all austere times for all of us. i like a good party as
much as anyone, but they cost so much these days; in fact a really extravagent
party can nearly bankrupt one these days, though i always honour my debts. My
ideal date would be a good listener and have puritan rather than conservative
tastes, and be comfortably off in her own right. i originally eschewed the
trappings of wealth, adhering to my socialist upbringing, but it seems almost
surly to deny myself some material benefits for my massive talents. Sorry, its
so hard to be humble.
I am sometimes under duress at work, and my date would have to be sympathetic. i
am also a little prone lately to losing things, senior moments i hope i can be
forgiven.
i have been viewed by some as a control freak, but i think it is just that they
cant take the fact that i am invariably always right, false modesty aside. Any
aspiring mate would view this as a strength, i am sure, given that many
difficult decisions could be solved without their having to worry.
i love that cult teddy bears site called stiffsteiffs, and i am sure any woman
in my life would also love the teddies, even though they poke fun at me now and
then. i am not without humour. really.
About me
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Hair: |
· Black |
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Eyes: |
· Blue |
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Best Feature: |
· Belly button |
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Body art: |
· Strategically placed tattoo, · Belly button ring |
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Sports and exercise: |
· Aerobics, · Other types of exercise, · Running |
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Exercise habits: |
· Never |
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Daily diet: |
· Meat and potatoes |
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Interests |
· Book club/Discussion, · Coffee and conversation, · Dining out, · New to the area, · Political, · Religion/Spiritual, · Wine tasting |
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Education: |
· PhD / Post Doctoral |
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Occupation: |
· Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military |
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Income: |
· 150,001+ |
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Languages: |
· English, · Russian |
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Politics: |
· Some other viewpoint |
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Sign: |
· Aries |
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My Place: |
· Live with kids |
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Pets I have: |
· Other, · Reptiles |
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Pets I like: |
· Dogs |
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About my date
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Hair: |
· Bald, · Grey, · Platinum, · Silver |
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Eyes: |
Any |
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Height: |
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3'0" (91cms) to |
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Body type: |
· A few extra pounds, · Big and beautiful, · Curvy, · Full-figured, · Heavyset |
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Languages: |
· English, · Russian |
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Ethnicity: |
Any |
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Faith: |
Any |
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Education: |
· High school |
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Job: |
· Labor / Construction |
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Income: |
· 150,001+ |
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Smoke: |
· Cigar aficionado |
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Drink: |
· Regularly |
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Relationships: |
· Never Married |
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Have kids: |
· Yes, and sometimes they live at home |
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Want kids: |
· Probably not |
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Turn-ons: |
· Body piercings, · Boldness / Assertiveness, · Erotica, · Flirting, · Money, · Power, · Public displays of affection, · Sarcasm, · Skinny dipping, · Tattoos, · Thrills, · Thunderstorms |
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Turn-offs: |
· Brainiacs, · Candlelight, · Dancing |
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Relationships: |
· Widowed |
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Have kids: |
· Yes, and they live at home (1) |
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Want kids: |
· Probably not |
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Ethnicity: |
· White / Caucasian |
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Body type: |
· A few extra pounds |
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Height: |
· 6'0" (182cms) |
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Religion: |
· Christian / Protestant |
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Smoke: |
· Trying to quit |
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Drink: |
· Regularly |
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Malcolm Pugh January 16th 2008.
mr-bong@blueyonder.co.uk
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